1am Thoughts... #2

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So, my first Thought is one I actually had earlier... yesterday. If we're including technicalities. 

  • 100% of people I've ever truly liked are fictional
  • 65% are dead
  • 55% have killed someone
  • 40% don't actually like girls/people (forgive me, maybe in these cases I'm more "I wanna be friends!")
  • 5% are undead
  • 60% are already in a relationship
  • 35% are probably going to Hell
  • 20% spend their life fighting
  • 40% didn't actually go to human school
  • 40% are in love with sarcasm
  • 3% are scared of ducks
But seriously? Why am I only attracted to fictional guys? This is proof that I will never get married. Except maybe to a bookworm...

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