WAIT, WHAT? - Warner Edition/1am Thoughts #5

Warning: SPOILERS
Drop. Everything.
From Unravel Me by Tahereh Mafi







Aaron.
Aaron?
AARON??????
Nopenopenope.
No. It doesn't fit.
I don't see Warner as an Aaron.
I see him as "Warner".
I just assumed his name was like, "Warner Warner" or SOMETHING?!
But, Aaron Warner?
I have associated the name "Aaron" with Aaron Burr. Not. Warner.
Oh, please, Lord Mafi, please keep referring to him as "Warner" and not "Aaron". Then we can just pretend this never happened.
But I love how he took his mother's last name instead of his father's WOOO I LOVE YOU AARON WARNER. And also, turning the gun on his father? Yep. I like.
I feel like this discovery really adds to how vulnerable Warner is portrayed as? I dunno. But Juliette and I had very similar reactions. I nearly laughed but like she hates him and I don't sooo yep.
Anyway I gotta get back to readinggg and see how this new information is used in the plot and stuff.

Update: omgggggg I hate Anderson so muchhhh. But I love Warner and Lord Mafi The Almighty has continued to refer to him as "Warner". Yay. And I think Juliette is about to shoot Anderson. Ooooooh. Probably not though, coz that's how plots work. Anyway, back to reading.

Update: of course, she didn't shoot him. But I stopped reading mid-paragraph to quote Kenji: "You take away his guns, and this golden boy is harmless." I dunno. I liked that quote. It kinda reflects Warner. I kinda see him as a little boy now. Even though he's 19. And OH NO IT'S 11:55 I PROMISED MYSELF I'D STOP READING AT 12:00 oops I guess not then...

Update: HOLY STARS. NONONOWHAT. Ok. Ok. Dxcbfygredmdebeydmixwedmxnjdgdcfrxikxlxsjmxhgddcmdcnhd. Unless I have drastically misunderstood what I just read, The Almighty Mafi has just informed me that--
From Unravel Me by Tahereh Mafi
Anderson. Is. Adam's. Father.
Now, I'm sure that nobody is reading this, and if you are, oh no you've got spoilers now unless I don't personally know you and you have read Unravel Me (none of my friends would have). But WHAT THE HECK? I am shaking. Oh no. How? Why? I have no words. Except: this is going to make things awkward.
Now I shall keep reading because I'm sure Lord Mafi The Goddess will put my indescribable feelings into words beautifully. As always.

Update: 
From Unravel Me by Tahereh Mafi
like I said. She put my indescribable feelings into words. 
Good job.



Update: well. That was twisty. I am going to go to sleep (I know! It's only 12:16am!) but I don't want to. But I will dream of Aaron Warner and Anderson-father-of-Adam. Yay.

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